Tina and I used to work together at London escorts services, but we are now both married with kids. Just like me, Tina has a problem where to hide her sex toys. After all, we mothers know that kids are into everything. During lunch the other day, I discovered that many former sexy London escorts had the same problem. Where do you hide your sex toys when you have kids, and no place in the home is really your own. Do you lock your bedrooms door so the kids can’t get in?
When I was free and single and worked for London escorts services, I never worried about my sex toys. I used to keep in a drawer bedside the bed. My boyfriend at the time was really into sex toys and we used them a lot. It was just one of those little games that we liked to play, and I am sure many of London escorts girlfriends did the same thing with their boyfriends. They simply kept their sex toys close by, so they could have a play when the mood took them. Most couples without kids probably do that, but when you marry things change.
Most of my former London escorts colleagues had some good ideas when it came to hiding sex toys. A couple of the girls thought that bottom of the laundry bill was a good idea. All you need to do is to get a little bag, or even a pillow case, and put them in the bottom of the laundry been. I thought that was a really neat solution, and most of my London escorts colleagues, thought so as well. We have a wardrobe which has drawers in it. I have put our sex toys in the same drawer as the underwear. Fortunately, my daughter does not visit my knickers drawer.
Looking your bedroom door probably would not work. That would only make the kids even more curious. Tina, who used to work with me at London escorts services, says that door locking doesn’t even work at night. We do lock the door when we have sex, says Tina, but it has to be unlocked straight away again. The kids need to have access to us should there be something the matter, says Tina. I would agree with that, and it certainly made me realize how much life changes after you have had kids. It is a complete about change from working for London escorts services.
It would be interesting to know where people in general hide their sex toys. Perhaps we could create a top ten list of where to hide your sex toys. Being cleverer than your kids is not always easy, and you really need to think like a child. What would you say if your kids did discover your sex toys? Well, you would probably have to come up with some fancy explanations, but I am not sure if your kids would believe you. We all know how perceptive kids can be to the smallest white lie from their parents.
