Based on a question I got from a client, and I’m assuming that he wants real relationship advice, not just how to get laid. You can imagine that by my experience as an Escort girl, I’ve made a lot of mistakes, I’ve stirred up a whole lot of shit, from time to time I’ve been a full-on bitch, and don’t you know, I’ve met more than a few assholes. So, I’m here to share some of my wisdom. I’m pretty sure that if you’re in the market for a relationship, you’ve already made some sort of checklist. You’ve got things on there that are really important to you, and some things that are really important that you DON’T find.
I call that the BUCKET LIST of good stuff, and the FUCK-IT LIST of the not-so-good stuff. It’s really important that you make these lists so you don’t get distracted by lust and sex, because that will get you into SOOOOO much trouble. You know, in my day, I had my list, my, my Bucket list, and on this other one (I used to call it the non-negotiable but I really think it’s better to call it the FUCK-IT list) because if there’s something on there, FUCK IT, the relationship is NOT going to work.
You cannot change anybody, no, not unless they want to change. And you cannot remodel anybody. Toolboxes are for cars, and homes, and buildings, and businesses, but they’re not for people. You cannot fix somebody who is unfixable. And, why would you want to change somebody? Because, they’re very likely to change right back. And you certainly wouldn’t want someone to come at you with, “you must change this and you must change that.” For me, it was all about someone’s heart.
Were they a good person? Did their friends like them? Did they like their friends? Did they like their job? Did they like themselves? Because if you don’t like yourself, how can you expect someone else to like you? And over here on the FUCK-IT List, there were things like: “oh, no, not someone who smokes.” And, “oh, no, not someone who’s rude.”
You know that is all just bullshit! And phony! And somebody’s idea of what they saw in a movie or a TV show. That is not a real relationship, people. No, no. London Escort Girls from knows what a real relationship is. It took me a long time, but I have one. So this was just the very first tip of the iceberg of Escorts Dating Advice. You can be sure there will be more. We’ll talk about the Lists. We’ll talk about personal traits. We’ll talk about how to treat a partner and how to recognize a partner who’s treating you well. And we’ll talk about how to gather up love stories. Oh, love stories. Aha [sigh] love stories. Love stories really make the world go ’round.
